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Adam Driver Crash-Lands on Earth (A Long, Long Time Ago) in 65

LA Weekly by LA Weekly
Mar 14, 2023 6:00 pm EDT
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The visitor is Adam Driver, to whom we’re introduced on the “Planet Somaris,” where he’s about to embark on an undefined two-year mission and leave his lovely wife and daughter behind. Enter “undocumented asteroid belt” and his crash on some random blue-green planet, accompanied by one surviving passenger — a surrogate daughter who doesn’t speak English (see below), played by Ariana Greenblatt — and where he struggles to survive a cascade of video-game-like confrontations with the megafauna of the late Mezozoic. Which aren’t that mega; most of the slithery CGI theropods are the size, as it happens, of teenagers, until a few T-Rex-y beasts show up late. The bugs are large and ugly, and there is, thank heavens, quicksand.

Will they make it? Does a moony mega-dad defeat prehistoric tribulations to save his adorable substitute daughter, while shitting in the woods? Directors Scott Beck and Bryan Woods, mostly known as the screenwriters of A Quiet Place, know their audience — not you or me — and do not waste much time on thoughtful plotting, or how it is that this human-ish alien dude speaks English.

What was more entrancing to this late-boomer ex-kid, meaning me, was the attention to the terrain (shot mostly in Oregon and Louisiana), which conjured flashbacks to the definitive 20th-century picture book for dinosaur-aholics: Dinosaurs and Other Prehistoric Reptiles, a “Giant Golden Book” first published in 1960 and illustrated by the legendary Rudolph Zallinger. This is what it must’ve been like, not the Hawaii of Jurassic Park, and I zoomed back: the leafy, misty, unhumanized forest scapes, the giant dragonflies, the Allosaurus teeth sunk into the Bronto’s throat….

Zallinger could’ve helped with the screenplay, had he not died in 1995; he would’ve demurred at the film’s title, certainly, which may need explaining to everyone but the kids who remember that 65 million years ago was about the time, it has been deduced, that a giant…

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